That I pussied out on the quitting thing. I never quit anything for long. Or shall we say I tried a hiatus for two whole days and realized that it wasn't for me right now. I feel silly for even making a situation out of it when I could have just shut the fuck up and nobody would have noticed.
Shutting the fuck up has never been my strong suit.
So, I will apologize because I made a m-m-mis... Let me try that again, I was w-w-wro... Oh what the hell, I'm sorry, and I'm going to make it up to you. Take a few moments and think about how you want me to do that. There, do you feel better? Good! Let's smoke a cigarette.
I changed my look, and Google spiders in my garage be damned. Onward, ho! No, not you, I swear I'm not calling you a ho.
4 days ago
10 comments:
Ha ha ha! Somehow in a jazzy kind of way, this is my favorite post of yours ever! FANCY IS BACK!!!! AND THANK GOD FOR THAT!!!!
And, please, you call me a ho, I'm okay with that. Just don't call me a Paris Hilton fan. I draw the line there.
;-)
Cora, I just adore you. Want to share my cigarette?
Well, all is forgiven. At this point I think you are just beating yourself up for no reason. And I am afraid I have to decline the cig, I do not smoke. But I will go outside and stand beside you to make you look cool and not alone. How does that sound?
Morgan, thanks. Not beating myself up at all, but I appreciate you braving the New England weather to help me feel cool and not alone while I smoke. Are you sure, tho? Because all the cool kids are doing it...
I love this post. I can feel the real "you" in it.
Now let's smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Gwennie, I would share every cig for the rest of my life you...
I'm so glad you're back -- and I like the new page design!
Awww, you'd share your smokes with little ole me? You're too kind! I don't smoke, but I tell you what, if you've got any M&M's or ice cream you're willing to share, I'm sooo THERE! :-)
How do you change your format w/o losing your blog roll?
I was going to fake my death but you ruined it.
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