My throat is raw and scratchy, my chest is congested and I'm coughing. You wouldn't believe the colors of the stuff constantly being blown out of my sinuses.
Is it allergies, or Swine Flu?
I didn't go to Mexico, but I might have seen some Mexicans at the airport. Do you think that counts?
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did you kiss them, lick their faces, shake their snot covered hands or have intimate relations with them in any way?
No?
Then I think you're good.
I doubt it's Swine flu. You probably just have SARS. :-)
E, I might have licked them just a little bit...
Scope, thanks, Sars seems so much better, right now!
I'm afraid to even leave a comment here.......
just kiddin Fance.
I am right there with you--horrible coughing, stopped up head, achey body.
If only it could hurry up and kill me and get it over with
You should take pictures of the colors coming out of your orifices and post them as your next Wordless Wednesday.
Eat some garlic. Garlic is a great cure all. Of course, it makes your breath kinda stinky but that's a good thing right now. That way no one will be tempted to bring their filthy germs too close to you.
Personally, I plan to eat three cloves a day until this pandemic is over.
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