I hope my mail man was as amused as I was

When I got home today, my son informed me I had a mail from "one of your internet friends". I asked how he knew that, but then saw the envelope and quickly figured it out before I even saw the return address.



I couldn't wait to get it open, and was not disappointed.



Dude, he/she told me those were mosquito bites! Excuse me, I have to go make an appointment...