Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Dear Lady Gaga

Taking a page from the book of Cora, at Love Letters by Cora, I'm penning a letter to Lady Gaga.

Dear Lady Gaga,

I understand your profound urge to be unique and original.

I empathize with your insatiable need for attention.

But don't you think this crosses some invisible line. By like a mile?



Sincerely,

What the fuck were you thinking?

24 comments:

Judi said...

I don't even think that line is invisible. And she definitely crossed it.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Word exercise time!

Lady Gaga:Kermit the Frog::Cruella de Ville:Dalmatian puppies.

Mr. Condescending said...

I can't f*cking stand her. I recently read an interview with her and she said something like "I don't like when someone calls me stefani, they don't know me!"

She's ugly and I have no clue why people say she is talented or brilliant.

Life, Love And Lola said...

WTF????

kate said...

Hahahahahaaaa!!!

mo.stoneskin said...

Personally, I believe that Lady Gaga is a frog and therefore that photo is very apt.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

I was kind of hoping she's contracted some weird Kermit disease and was slowly being taken over by frogs until she became one. I detest the woman and her aversion to pants. If your talent doesn't stand up on its own without your visually distracting wardrobe, then you SUCK.

Gwen said...

I'm sorry, but this post is proof that her plan to get everyone talking about her is working. She got you, Fance.

Gorilla Bananas said...

I'd be more impressed if she could get live frogs to do that. It might be possible if she first bathed in banana milkshake.

Cora said...

OH. GOOD. GOD.

Btw, watch out - writing letters on blogs is the kiss of death this week. Or that's my experience anyway. Ever since I wrote one I lost three followers, boom, boom, BOOM. Just FYI. *sniffle* I need a hug....

jadedj said...

This woman gives frogs warts. What an idgit.

Ebony Haywood said...

I laughed out loud when I saw this pic! So weird!!

Girl Interrupted said...

Haha .. oh so well said! :P

Did you see when she went to those awards recently in a gimp mask, so only her nose was showing?? Totally bizarre.

Having said that, I do like her music, it's easy to shake your booty to when you've been out on the wobbly pop.

Raine said...

Kermit is NOT an outfit!

*appalled*

Scope said...

Am I old and out of touch? I have no idea who this is, and no desire to Google her and find out.

BeckEye said...

HA HA HA...that is hilarious!

She uses everything she can to cover up her penis.

I have to admit to caving this weekend and downloading "Just Dance" and "Poker Face." They're just too damn catchy. And these may or may not have been free downloads. :)

Char said...

Now we know what's between those ears...TOADS. She just makes me puke.

Eternally Distracted said...

I have no idea who this person is but one three minutes of your blog have taught me that I don't need to find out!

LYDIA said...

Best line: What the fuck were you thinking?

lol

Stereos and Souffles said...

It's insulting to Kermit the Frog, one of my heros.

Whiskeymarie said...

I'm gonna be the lone dissenter here, 'cause that's how I roll.

I've heard very little of her music (but what I've heard is kind of catchy, I'll admit) so I can't really comment on her talent or lack thereof, but I'm always kind of glad when there are people out there not afraid to fly their freak flag high.
Everyone in Hollywood/Music is so BORING these days and afraid to land on the "what were they thinking?" page of US magazine for making an odd or bad fashion choice.
I really like seeing people who don't really give a shit and just let all the crazy hang out.

Hazwani said...

Apparently many girls here loved her music? Well, it's up to them.

Organic Meatbag said...

I hate that people think this hack is so unique just because she wears stupid shit like...oh...I don't know...a Kermit the Frog heads coat...
Her look - sadly forced
Her voice - meh
Her music - pedestrian and predictable...

Nej said...

I'm speechless.