Saturday, October 25, 2008

Retail Therapy

If you've read my blog recently, you might know that my son and his first girlfriend broke up a couple of days ago.

Any one who knows anything knows that the therapy for a break-up is.... SHOPPING!

We had already needed to have our hairs cut, so that was where we started. Then we went to BJ's and got junk food. In Bulk.

Then we went to Walmart. I had already planned to buy the boy some new things, and he didn't ask for much. We kind of roamed around and saw whatever caught his eye.

Nothing quite grosses a young man out more than his mother asking for the insert from his new package of underwear. But seriously, check this guy out. What the hell is he packing?

Here are a couple of really cool things that he picked out for himself.

What can I say, the kid has great taste.

After that, we carved pumpkins in the dining room. It was kind of awesome.

After carving, I made a great dinner, bloody rare T-bones.

Then I roasted the pumpkin seeds.

Do you wanna see our Jack-0-Lanterns?

Here is a scary kitty:

Here is a, penis?


JoJo said...

What in THE WORLD is on top of the giant glowing pumpkin penis?????? You are HILARIOUS!!! :D

But no J. Garcia ties? What's up w/ that???

Fancy Schmancy said...

I'd like to take credit for the erupting pumpkin penis, but I can only take credit for raising the child to think of that All By Himself.

They don't sell Jerry ties at The Wall Marts.

kate said...

I can honestly say that that is the very first penis pumpkin I have ever seen. I give it a 10 for originality! Bravo!

Imez said...

You gonna put the ejaculating penis out Friday night for all the six year olds to...appreciate?

I bet their uptight parents will totally miss the beauty of it.

Fancy Schmancy said...

Kate, I let the boy know, he says thanks.

Imez, the penis pumpkin stays inside only. I'd rather the neighborhood didn't know about our strange senses of humor.

Aunt Becky said...

I want that penis pumpkin. And dude? That underwear model is cracking my ass up. Thanks, man.

Fancy Schmancy said...

Becky, don't you already have too much penis in your house?

Talullah said...

I have no idea what that guy is packing but it scares me...but in a good way :)

Meanwhile, the penis looks like it is waving at us. Just like a little hand coming out of the top to give a little "Hello...and thank you for being here today" to all of us.

Fancy Schmancy said...

Talullah, it totally does look like a hand. I wonder if he did that on purpose? I'm not going to ask.

BeckEye said...

I guess now I'm glad that I'm not good at relationships, because if shopping is the best therapy for break-ups, I would do just about anything to make sure that my beau didn't leave me.

This is a long-winded way of saying that I hate shopping. I'm missing the gene.

L.A. said...

A big LOL on the penis pumpkin! And yummy...I love roasted pumpkin seeds!