Minding my own business today, I happened to notice some money that came into my hands had writing on it. I don't know if it's some kind of code, but I intend to get to the bottom of it as soon as possible. I think the best way to do this would be to Google the term as instructed.
I was especially shocked at the blasphemy that follows. What is this, some sort of cult? Is Zibbs a man, or perhaps a God in his own right? If he is a mere mortal, I wonder if his first name is Jim, just like Jim Jones. Perhaps there is a Zibbsville, and this Zibbs has a special recipe for kool-aid.
Whatever the case may be, I know defaced currency is illegal, so I will be certain to get it out of my possession as quickly as possible. I wonder how many people in Connecticut will also search for answers in the strange term, "Google: That Blue Yak"?
16 hours ago